Some of you may remember when I lost my www.jonjones.us domain. For the last 14 months, domain-squatting asshole spammers had hijacked it and ran stupid spam ads on it. They never returned my emails or my phone calls and I couldn’t even reach a human being to ask for it back.

Well, today, I *FINALLY* got it back!! Thank you, GoDaddy domain backordering services! Fuck you, spammers! The sooner your species is stamped out, the better the world will be for it. I hope you and everyone you have ever loved die of horribly painful diseases, and that hell actually exists so you can be brutally tortured, flayed, dismembered, disembowled and violated for all eternity in it.

Since I lost that domain, I’ve learned my lesson and bought up 15 other domains that are all variations on my name that all forward back to this single domain. And they’re all renewed through forever. Losing my place on the internet will never happen again and I’ll squat on every piece of goddamn virtual real estate that might be of value to me until the end of time. :)

Oh happy day!