Comments on: Thousands of ladybugs for mother’s day? Oh, Jon, you didn’t! http://www.jonjones.com/2005/05/03/thousands-of-ladybugs-for-mothers-day-oh-jon-you-didnt/ Jon Jones is an Art Outsourcing Manager in the video game industry. Wed, 01 Feb 2012 07:02:35 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Anonymous http://www.jonjones.com/2005/05/03/thousands-of-ladybugs-for-mothers-day-oh-jon-you-didnt/comment-page-1/#comment-19 Anonymous Fri, 06 May 2005 19:37:00 +0000 http://thejonjones.com/2005/05/03/thousands-of-ladybugs-for-mothers-day-oh-jon-you-didnt/#comment-19 Thank you Jon for the ladybugs. I recently received 70,000 ladybugs at my front door and wondered, "What does one do with 70k ladybugs?" I figured I'd write list down a top ten list of good uses for these little buggers. 1. Ladybug frappe. Always quenches the thirst, however the legs get caught in your teeth. 2. Fried ladybugs on toast. Not that good since upon cooking they pop like pop corn. 3. Ladybug popcorn. Good crunchy and always a treat! Try topping them with your favorite bug juice. Scarab beetles juice is a great choice for the health conscious eater! 4. Ladybug bath, fill the tub they eat all the dirt right off your body. However 70k bugs poo a lot. Need to wipe poo from body afterwards. Leave you smelling fresh as a leafy vegetable. 5. Ladybug hair gel, squished ladybug centers are a great sticky gel. Now how do I separate the goo from the shell? Hum.. 6. Chocolate covered ladybugs, great gift for the lady. Round and tasty she doesn't even need to know they are ladybugs. Looks just like chocolate covered raisins with that crunchy surprise! 7. Ear wax removal system, it's amazing how well they clean your ears, insert ladybug and wait 15 mins. Clean as a whistle. Now how do I get it out of my ear? 8. Christian Contraceptive. Cover body in ladybugs, you'll get NUN. Abstinence is key to a healthy Christian lifestyle. 9. Ladybug toothpaste, Take a handful chew quickly as to kill them as fast as possible, scrub away! However you'll need a tooth pick afterwards to get all those stubborn legs from in-between your teeth. 10. Gift to inlaws. Send them 70k ladybugs, It'll be a surprise they'll never forget! Thank you Jon for the ladybugs. I recently received 70,000 ladybugs at my front door and wondered, “What does one do with 70k ladybugs?”

I figured I’d write list down a top ten list of good uses for these little buggers.

1. Ladybug frappe. Always quenches the thirst, however the legs get caught in your teeth.
2. Fried ladybugs on toast. Not that good since upon cooking they pop like pop corn.
3. Ladybug popcorn. Good crunchy and always a treat! Try topping them with your favorite bug juice. Scarab beetles juice is a great choice for the health conscious eater!
4. Ladybug bath, fill the tub they eat all the dirt right off your body. However 70k bugs poo a lot. Need to wipe poo from body afterwards. Leave you smelling fresh as a leafy vegetable.
5. Ladybug hair gel, squished ladybug centers are a great sticky gel. Now how do I separate the goo from the shell? Hum..
6. Chocolate covered ladybugs, great gift for the lady. Round and tasty she doesn’t even need to know they are ladybugs. Looks just like chocolate covered raisins with that crunchy surprise!
7. Ear wax removal system, it’s amazing how well they clean your ears, insert ladybug and wait 15 mins. Clean as a whistle. Now how do I get it out of my ear?
8. Christian Contraceptive. Cover body in ladybugs, you’ll get NUN. Abstinence is key to a healthy Christian lifestyle.
9. Ladybug toothpaste, Take a handful chew quickly as to kill them as fast as possible, scrub away! However you’ll need a tooth pick afterwards to get all those stubborn legs from in-between your teeth.
10. Gift to inlaws. Send them 70k ladybugs, It’ll be a surprise they’ll never forget!

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